Portrait Garden Gnome
Turn a face, fit, or family inside joke into a premium hand-finished gnome with a display-ready base.
Starts at
$89.00
Best when you want the most instantly giftable porch, shelf, or front-yard personality.
Bench ticket moment
Bench ticket moment: the proof desk locks the beard, hat, and one prop gag first so the porch joke reads from across the room before the tiny details start showing off.
Best for
- birthday gifts
- inside jokes
- housewarming
- front porch flex
Upgrade story
Size and base upgrades do the most here. Add UV coating when the finished piece will sit near sunlight or outside display zones.
Proof desk confidence read
Use the proof to lock the beard, hat, stance, and prop gag that need to read instantly from across the room.
- Hat and beard silhouette stay readable from shelf distance.
- The prop gag lands on first glance before tiny flourishes pile on.
- Base choice makes the joke feel porch-ready, not randomly decorated.
Most first-proof revisions here tighten stance, beard trim, or prop placement rather than rebuilding the whole silhouette.
- Lead time
- 2 to 3 weeks after proof approval
- Example premium path
- Gift-ready porch flex · $176.00
What moves price most
- Medium or large sizing adds more silhouette read from a distance.
- Scene-style bases create a fuller display story fast.
- Prop packs help the humor or inside joke land on first glance.
Next stop if this feels right
Carry this family into the configurator with photos, finish choices, and the one detail the first proof is not allowed to miss.